What do people think about you based on the games you play?

We take your game library across three life stages and return the uncomfortably accurate roast you’ll actually want to post. Built for people with 700 hours in Civilization who swear they "don’t really game".

Your archetype

The Spreadsheet Warlord

"You call it grand strategy. Your calendar calls it a lifestyle. Your friends call it why you cancel plans."

Your games are not a diagnosis. They are evidence.

We roast how you look, not who you are. Big difference. Legally speaking.

Exhibit A through C

You will be one of these. Sorry in advance.

Every Gameprint resolves to an archetype with a roast built from the exact games you picked — not horoscope filler.

The Spreadsheet Warlord

Runs a 4X empire with the same energy as their Notion workspace, and calls both "systems thinking".

The Ranked Queue Martyr

Hardstuck Platinum since 2019. It’s the team. It’s the servers. It’s the meta. It is never, ever you.

The Cozy-Control Paradox

"Unwinds" in Stardew Valley with a crop optimization spreadsheet on the second monitor. That’s not cozy. That’s an audit.

How it works

Ninety seconds. Three questions deep.

Pick your games

Childhood classics, recent obsessions, and the weekly grind. Three life stages, no login, no Steam OAuth ritual.

Our engine reads the signal

Your picks get cross-examined for the patterns you didn’t know you were broadcasting to everyone around you.

Get your perception profile

A shareable Gameprint — archetype, roast, and Game DNA — in under 90 seconds. Post it before your friends find it.

Under 90 seconds

Faster than your average ranked queue.

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We roast you. We don’t onboard you.

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The card IS the product

Every result contains one line you’ll want to post.

Get your Gameprint

Your library already knows. Time you found out what it’s been telling everyone else.

What your games say about you. Roasting how you look, not who you are.